“I’m gonna fucking kill those heathen bastards!” He screamed into the speaker of his cell phone.

“Hidan…you can’t kill your own parents.” An utterly calm voice replied.

Hidan frowned. “But Kuzu! They’re such…such…BASTARDS!” He could hear Kakuzu sigh and the shuffling of papers. “Why the hell are you at work already anyway? Too early to be doing shit like that. Is anyone even in that damn office?”

“I’m not at work…yet. I’m looking for a new apartment, since you –oh so kindly- got me evicted from my last one.” Kakuzu said sounding highly annoyed. “It’s gonna cost me a fortune.”

“It’s not my damn fault.” Hidan protested as he sauntered across the street, ignoring the honks of angry early morning drivers.

Kakuzu put down his paper and rubbed his forehead. “Hidan…you screamed ‘Jashin-damn it fuck me harder you damn pansy’ at the top of your lungs…when we weren’t even having sex. Then you cussed out my landlord and ‘sacrificed’ his cat.”

“You don’t fuck me hard enough.” Hidan stated simply.

“If I fucked you any harder I’d break you in half.” Kakuzu pointed out.

“So?”

Kakuzu groaned but let the matter drop. “Are you going to school?”

Hidan made a face “Yes, damn it. Why I don’t fucking know, but I am.” He said crossing another street. He was only a block away from the place now. He could see it looming ahead of him like some horrible prison. Who volunteered to go to prison?

“You’re going because without a High School Diploma you can’t even get a job flipping burgers. And you know what I think of freeloaders.” Kakuzu replied.

“How is it freeloading when I let you do whatever you want in bed?” Hidan asked as he turned the last corner.

“Sex doesn’t pay the bills, Hidan.” Kakuzu stated as he glanced at the clock. He had to go to work. “I’ve got to go, Hidan. Try not to cause too much trouble today, would you? I’m getting tired of having to bail you out of trouble at school because you don’t want to deal with your parents.”

Hidan sighed. “Fine, I’ll try…I won’t fucking promise though.” He muttered.

“Goodbye Hidan.”

“Kuzu wait!”

Kakuzu paused and put the phone back to his ear. “What is it?”

“What kind of Jashin-damned underwear are you fucking wearing?” There was a click almost immediately following the question. Hidan smiled widely as he put the cell phone back into his pocket. “Guess I’ll just have to find out later then.” He muttered to himself as he walked onto the school grounds.

It only took a minute for Hidan to spot a familiar blonde waiting by the stairs to the school. “Hey Dei!” Hidan said hurrying over. “You look like fucking hell.” He stated seeing the circles under his friend’s eyes. It looked like he hadn’t slept in about a week.

“Yeah, I know, un.” Deidara said sourly. “Mom decided yesterday was a great night to bring the party to our house, un. Didn’t stop till four…”

“Damn…I wish my mom could party like that.” Hidan stated.

“It’s overrated.” Deidara replied. Deidara yawned and stretched his arms above his head. “So…why’re you so happy, un? You hate school.”

“Yeah, but I got laid last night unlike some virgin asses I know.” Hidan said casually.

Deidara rolled his eyes as he headed into the building. “Sorry for having more important things to do, un.”

“You should be.” Hidan said seriously.

“Shut up, Hidan.”